I Dare You Not to Love Me.

Break-Up Lines

Damn she’s sexi as fuck

alwaysshinebrighter:

typicaltheatergeekproblems:

rockin-out-to-the-49ers:

lorenzo-stoneham:

laughfloor:

I slept with your mom because I’m sexy like that.

I ran shirtless with your grandma because I have a noodle in my nose.
I ate a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I ran naked with a French fry because I love marijuana.
I cuddled with a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos!

typicaltheatergeekproblems:

rockin-out-to-the-49ers:

lorenzo-stoneham:

laughfloor:

I slept with your mom because I’m sexy like that.

I ran shirtless with your grandma because I have a noodle in my nose.

I ate a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos

I ran naked with a French fry because I love marijuana.

I cuddled with a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos!

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Ah. This feeling.

shithappensmoveon:

This

Finally :) a girl who sweet talks me!

gang-o-wolves:

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